Brad ([info]asslayer) wrote,

something important for me, something entertaining for you....

first of all, for my future reference...

i'm on page. 267 if morte. gonna have to return it and will not have any time to read anymore for...about a year. :(


now for your reward for having to read this:

guy: "what year was d-day?"
girl: "...i don't know..."
guy: "1942."
girl: "1942? that's when columbus sailed the ocean blue!"
guy: "....."

later...

host: "who was president during the civil war?"
same girl: "...ummm... hoover."
host: "sorry, that is incorrect. it was abraham lincoln."
girl: "oh, right. d-day."


that is why beauty and the geek was so fucking awesome.

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[info]charlie355

July 14 2005, 23:18:07 UTC 6 years ago

shit

Well I know I'm smart, cuz my iq is like 500 or sumthing.

Chuch
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